Every time I think I’m going to take a break from sharing the dating app fails, up pops another crop of “opes” that just have to be seen.
So, these three are all the same guy and well, he is clearly not the relationship type.



Why bother with the good conversation then? But hey, he likes giving…I’m going to go ahead and doubt you on the oral thing though, cause A) you’re saying it and B) you have a question mark after you said it.

What exactly are your hobbies? That is a big leap from basketball to everything else is banned. Are they banned because of the rona? Or illegally banned? I need more of a description of said hobbies.

Thanks for letting everyone know you’re an asshole. That’s an easy no.

I guess at least you’re honest? I’m sure you’re making your mother proud.

Google can help you.

Uuuummmm…what?

You are going to be on this app forever. The app creators must love you and your wallet.

Hahahahahaha!! I need a follow up on the success rate of this one. I give him points for creativity.
Ok, so here’s my favorite for this week. I had 2 different reactions to this one…

A) So it’s that small?
B) That’s not where that goes…
Oh wait, make that 3 reactions…C) No.
Thank you, as always, to Stephanie, Bailey and Suzanne for sending me their dating app hilariousness. The previous weeks dating app fails are linked below, just in case you’ve missed any of the greatness!