Oh, those dating apps. I am not even going to lie that I want to do this one because of two pics, and two pics alone. I thought I’d seen just about everything. Turns out…nope. I have not. Before I show you these gems though, let’s go through a few other fun ones, eh?
I do appreciate that you are polite and are rarely late. I will pass on guessing your ass tattoo though. I’m good…
Ok.
That’s just disgusting. You do know what you just implied, right? Please tell me you do…
Dude. Dude. How in the actual hell do you screw up your own name? I still don’t understand how guys are screwing up their age on this thing, and you screwed up your own name?
I don’t…huh? What?
Not to be judgy but, nope, nevermind. Did you just say that while looking like you just walked out of a disco?
That is actually good to know.
That actually leads me to the first of one of the best photos I have ever seen on one of these apps…
Can you name all the items in this pic? I didn’t even edit the photo! That’s all that was in the pic. No other information. Just a photo of this guy’s table. Sssoooo, I’m not sure what this gentleman’s deal is, but I’m pretty sure I don’t actually want to know.
Now, this might be my favorite lead-in picture of all time. I don’t know what this guy was thinking, but…
Yup. This guy is standing in front of a casket with children. That is happening. And it was his first photo on his dating profile. Also, under his name his bio said he is “the perfect guy”. Oh buddy, I don’t know that I would claim that one with this gem as your photo. I showed this photo to my co-worker, and his significant other’s response was “presumably that’s where his wife is laid to rest.” Bwahahahaha! Why? Just, why?
I’m not sure casket guy can ever be topped, but if you have seen something fecking ridiculous on your dating apps, feel free to share! Send me a message on The Bone Facebook page. Thanks to Stephanie, Suzanne, and Bailey for sharing theirs. If you’ve missed any of the previous blogs, they are linked below.
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