My favorite thing, dating app fails, returns this week after a week off. Shawn messaged a couple of fails from the ladies to the Bone Facebook page, so we’ll begin this week with those!
So, as it turns out, there are some ladies who post dead things too!
Honestly, I would think this would lure all the guys that post dead things right on in. However, if you’re not a guy into all the dead shit, just like us ladies who don’t want to see all the dead shit…stop it.
Up next from Shawn is all the filters!
Color me crazy, but I don’t think those devil horns are real. My roommate took a picture of me with her phone that she tried to say didn’t have any filters on it, but my eyes and hair were both a completely different color. Yeah, you have some filters set up on that thing. Now adding devil horns…that is an interesting touch.
Guys, if you are seeing weird/interesting stuff from the ladies send it to me! I’m not seeing it since I’m not looking at the ladies, so message me on Facebook. Thanks to Shawn for sending his in!
Ok, what else do I have…
So, no redeeming qualities then? Nothing to share? Oh, and I didn’t screw this up. He did use the “Unusual skills” prompt twice with the same answer. Just give us a little tidbit, dude. The gym photo was great, but so was the last guy’s…
Why the hell would I do that if you aren’t going to pay attention to me anyway. You don’t have any free time to spend with me. Nope!
Hahaha…oh wait. This was a joke, right? Aw, shit. Do I need to feel bad about this one?
Anybody want to help this one?
You sound like an absolute catch, sir. An absolute catch.
Now, because I love to end on a photo…
So, we’re proud of this then? Like, show off on a dating app proud? Oooookkkkkk…
Guys, don’t forget to send me the weird shit you’re seeing from the ladies! I like to make fun of everyone! Send me a message on Facebook! Thanks as always to Stephanie, Suzanne, and Bailey for gathering weird shit from their dating apps. Check out the past Dating App Fails blogs if you missed them!