You know how much I am loving the dating app fails. At this point it’s just entertainment to me, with a little bit of confusion mixed in. I do know that the ladies profiles aren’t perfect either, however, since I’m not looking for ladies I’m not seeing those fails. Please, feel free to send me the ridiculous ladies! I am an equal opportunity maker-funner.
Let’s get going, shall we?
You know what? I’m going to respect the fact that you’re letting me know that up front. I do have some questions. 1) Does that mean you are a super asshole and you want all the ladies to know that? 2) What are you trying to say most guys are? Maybe I need to reverse question 1 and 2. Maybe you should just start over and rethink this.
Same buddy, same. By the way, now that I’m really thinking about it, I’m hoping you just mean on the app. Otherwise, that is a much deeper conversation that should be happening with a medical professional. In person. That’s not me. I’m not that.
Now that I feel bad a couple weeks too late, let’s move along…
Done! Debbie Downer doesn’t work. Oh! I think I just wrote a haiku! No? Damn.
I gotta tell you, this is not a glowing recommendation.
Next!
Uuummm…Ok? I…don’t…think…so…I bet his English teacher loved him.
Can I just tell you how much of a disappointment it would be if this guy turned out to actually be a super douche? I’m going to take this statement with a grain of salt anyway, but still…
This guy is not raising the bar much:
I think I will pass then, but thanks. I appreciate the honesty in letting me know beforehand to swipe left.
And last, but not least:
Nothing screams “I’M A MATURE ADULT” like a silo penis. Nope. Nothing at all.
Thanks to Stephanie, Bailey, and Suzanne for helping me out with all the fails. If you have some from the ladies, or the men, send ’em on over. Again, I am an equal opportunity maker-funner. The previous Dating App Fails blogs are below if you want to see the rest!