It’s my favorite day! Dating app fails day!
I will reiterate that we know there are some lovely men out there with great profiles. Are we seeing them? Mostly, no. For those that we are seeing and swiping right on, I’m going to start this week with a real strong suggestion. Don’t make us carry the conversation. ASK US QUESTIONS! You swiped right on us, we swiped right back. You can ask us some damn questions instead of us doing all the asking. We will make you go to the gone pile if we’re doing all the work, cause clearly that’s how a relationship would go, and we don’t need that in our lives. Ok? Ok.
Here we go!
The whole point of this section is so I don’t have to talk to you if I don’t want too. I’m pretty sure this whole app is about quick decisions and judgements and this just tells me you were too lazy to fill it out, but at least you spelled everything right!
Too late! I already hate you. If you would have put that you say “that’s what she said” I would have been in! But puns…hell to the no!
I’m gonna go ahead and call this one a red flag:
A) your ex sounds relatively frightening. B) good rule of thumb: don’t mention your ex.
Sssssoooooo…
I don’t wanna shit my pants. Also, I highly doubt it. On both counts.
There are so many red flags on this one, I can’t even:
I think I speak for everyone when I say NNNNNOOOOOOOO!
Um.
6,300+ matches, huh? You sure are popular! Yeah, I don’t think so. You’re just making shit up so you don’t have to reply. Nice try though.
Red flag! Party of one!
There are actual addiction help groups for that. That is not what a dating app is for. DATING APPS ARE FOR DATING.
I greatly enjoyed this one:
I don’t even have words…
And because I’ve so enjoyed ending on a photo the last couple weeks:
What. The. Hell? There was no explanation with the photo, so…we’re just tossing babies now, apparently.
I’ve linked the previous blogs below! Thanks to Suzanne, Stephanie and Stephanie’s daughter, Bailey, has joined the party now too bringing in baby tossing!