It’s time for another round of…Dating App Fails! (imagine me doing jazz hands) My folder of the stupid shit my friends and I are seeing in the ol’ dating apps keeps growing, so the blogs keep coming. If you missed any of the past blogs, the links are at the bottom.
Let’s get started, shall we?
You know what, I’m not sure this one is actually a fail, but it made me legit laugh out loud.
He should have probably chosen a different prompt, but otherwise, right back at ya!
I don’t…
Does this mean what I think it means? You want to put what, where? That seems a bit bold. Also, the “about me” section was probably not the right prompt.
The following is all the same guy…
Several things here. You sound like a good time. If it’s “complicated” we don’t want any part of it. Also, wtf is the last one about? Is there a universal bedtime I should know about?
I’ll be honest, I giggled a lot at this one…
I’m not sure if all of it is supposed to be innuendo or not, but I did take it as such. You’re welcome cause now you are too.
This is quite the offer…
He was so interesting until BAM! Sperm donor. NNNNOOOOOOOO!
Please stop doing this:
You’re not a teenage girl so stop it with the emojis and use your words. Also, I love the Meyers Briggs test as much as the next person, but unless someone has taken the test and gotten those exact results ENFP doesn’t mean shit to them. USE YOUR WORDS.
This one is friendly…
I hope you’re not a bitch either, but it kinda sounds like that train has already left the station. Buh bye.
Let’s end this round with a photo, cause this guy seems mature and fun!
There’s nothing like a photo of you humping a pumpkin that screams “YES, PLEASE DATE ME! I’M MATURE!” to us ladies. Sign me up!
If you’ve missed any of the past precious gems (like the fact that yes, we do share your unsolicited dick pics with all of our friends, and we don’t want to see pics of dead things…or your dick, actually) the links are below. Thanks to my friends Suzanne and Stephanie for continuing to send the stupid shit that pops up for them.