I have heard a lot of things that are indicators of swingers. You have internet sites, online boards, apps, to name a few things.
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Then there are the following things that may be a giveaway that you may have a neighbor or to that are “friendly:
- Upside down pineapple on the door knocker (odd choice, but whatever)
- A purple rock in the front yard. (Oprah called this one out about 15 years about it being a sign in Surprise, AZ)
- Pampas grass growing in the lawn (good luck finding it, because of its stigma, people are less likely to have it)
- White landscaping rocks around the mailbox (kind of hard to do these days with the mailbox groupings in most subdivisions)
- Pink Flamingos (My grandparents had these and can ASSURE you they didn’t swing. My grandfather used them because it was just something cool back in the day)
- A giant silver star on the front of the house. (Realtor groups have said this isn’t a sign, but if you want to sell your house, take it down…hmmm)
Since we have a laundry list of things to look out for…and raise an eyebrow when you see that person at the HOA meeting, you can add another one…
A Loofah attached to your car means…yep…you swing. It seems to be the thing that is replacing many of the signs above. It is almost like trolling, or casting a wider net. Here is what I am talking about:
This one gives the color coding of the loofah:
Think this is bullshit, take a look and draw your own conclusions:
Now, keep in mind this is solely about The Villages in Florida, but you and I both know, this is happening elsewhere. Now you are going to be looking when you are driving around.
Which color would you use? Betcha this made you think.