There are lots of places to drop a deuce. But breaking into a restaurant in the middle of the night to take a shit?
It happened and I bet you can guess where it happened…yep…Florida.
For some reason, this guy thought it was a good idea to break in, steal some alcohol and shit on the floor.
While he was dumb enough to get caught pinching one off, he found and interest in making sure he had a souvenir to go with his calling card…a Joe’s Crab Shack hat.
Or should we now call it Joe’s Crap Shack.