I just had a spit-my-coffee out moment while scrolling through the ol’ social media. Now, I absolutely understand that JJ Watt went to Wisconsin for college and that their mascot is the badger. From what I can tell JJ seems like a really good dude, he’s an excellent player, and he just announced his retirement so I’m sure there are a ton of people sending him interesting things. I can not stress enough to really think through what you’re going to send if you’re going to send a celebrity something, cause I don’t…I…yeah…
I have received a lot of wild fan mail over the years.
This package that arrived today is certainly being added to the list. pic.twitter.com/dxBi0rTwHE
— JJ Watt (@JJWatt) January 5, 2023
What in the actual fuck? A stuffed badger? I have questions. What the hell were you thinking? Next up…where does one acquire one and get it taxidermized (yes I looked that word up)? Also, the shipping had to have been outrageous. How expensive was it? What the hell were you thinking? What exactly do you think JJ Watt is going to do with a stuffed badger?
I guess we now know what the white elephant gift will be in the Watt family next year!