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Someone Wants To Pay You To Barf On Command

By Steve King Sep 7, 2022 | 8:36 AM

Some people can fart on command, others can burp on command. When things go awry you could shit your pants and others could get a bit of puke in their mouth.

Neither of which are exactly pleasant.

But it looks like there are people who can blow chunks on command.

WTF?

Normally, people who barf do it either because of disease or illness, or they purposely do it when there is an eating disorder. But to just yak in the same manner as your could with a forced burp or fart?

First off, that takes talent.

Second, it is VERY destructive to your body.

If you don’t mind a trip to Amsterdam, then you could be in luck (not to smoke weed…though, that could be a nice way to spend the money you could be making). The Kindt Clinic helps people who have a variety of mental health issues, including PTSD, fear of heights, needs and other phobias.

One of the phobias is the fear of spewing vomit and they are looking for you to work part time with them on your fear of ralphing…but you have to be able to do it on command.

My suggestion is that you better be a pro or just REALLY good at heaving because, from what they are saying, they are getting inundated with applications…like 100 people, so far.

“There are so many [applications] that it is almost impossible to oversee,” psychologist Maartje Kroese (NL Times)

So what the hell do you have to do in this study? It’s called exposure therapy…you have to do the technicolor-yawn in front of a group of scientists and doctors…on command.

So if you think you’ve got what it takes to stand out of the crowd to toss your cookies on command, here is what your competition is saying,

“Now I can finally share my art: vomit on command! If the clinic is still looking for people, I would like to register here.”

Source: NY Post