×

Dumbass Of The Day: Thong Mask Fight

By News May 15, 2020 | 2:26 PM

As many of us have experienced, wearing a facemask has been part of this “New Normal”. The fun part is that you can do so many things with them. Wear the cloth masks, wear the surgical mask a baby diaper:

There have been other ideas like using a jock strap:

Then there is this guy who, obviously had been watching the many Facebook DIY videos on how to make a mask with underwear.

The problem all started when this guy’s roommate came home to find his thongs all over the floor…but they weren’t his thongs and his roommate was wearing them…on his face. This obviously upset the thong’s owner and after a yelling match, which led to litany of jokes about where the underwear had been and what it protects. The banana-hammocked roommate then ran out the door for who knows where. BUT we do know the BVD Avenger returned to beat the crap out of the thong’s owner.

At this point, they have not found the masked bandit. However, COVID-19 may not be his problem. He just better hope that his roommate doesn’t have jock itch.