I’ve lived in Florida and contrary to popular belief they aren’t that stupid…well, most of the state isn’t. For some reason, though, we hear about a lot of idiots in the news coming from Florida. Just to be specific, most of those idiots are in the middle of the state, pretty much around what’s called Alligator Alley.
This is one of those stories.
The first problem with this situation is that a teenager was consuming a Twisted Tea, which is an alcoholic beverage and, we know, you have to be over 21 to consume alcohol. But that isn’t the real problem.
The state’s Department of Fish and Wildlife wants this kid because he used an alligator to consume the prohibited beverage. And when I say he “used” the animal, he had the alligator clamp down on the can and then he chugged the tea.
Here’s where I get on my moral platform…I have NO tolerance for animal abuse. I don’t give a damn if alligators are nothing but eating machines, you don’t fuck with animals.
These teenage shits forced the alligator to drink the beer and threw it around afterward.
I hope they throw the book at the these assholes.
One a lighter note, fucking with alligators is stupid. I think we can all agree with this, right? Well. here is a small list of dumb shit people do with alligators in Florida…these are the people who are lucky enough to not get bitten or eaten.
For example:
This guy somehow was so shit-faced that ran into a store with an alligator to buy beer…and doesn’t remember anything…
Then there are morons who think these eating machines are ok to swim with:
Then there are people who think that alligators can be used as a prank?
Yes, a prank…
I don’t have any video of it, but when I lived there and made trips through Alligator Alley, parents would allow their kids to jump fences that kept the alligators away from humans to fuck with them. I could go on, but I think you get the picture. DON”T MESS WITH ALLIGATORS!