Ok, so Crocs are a thing that are here to stay. I think they look ugly, but those who buy them LOVE them. My wife fought herself to not buy them, but they were so comfortable, she couldn’t not buy them…plus they were swirled in her favorite colors.
Since then, musicians like Luke Combs, Post Malone, Justin Bieber and Jimmy Kimmel (and more) have their own limited edition styles. Regardless, if they are limited edition or the generic versions, there is a new editions that you can use to adorn them like plug into the foot holes:
if it’s a calm flex? then I bring the crocs out. pic.twitter.com/m0WLWE9Tj3
— 𝑎.𝑠. (@visual_vixen) July 3, 2021
Get the look! 😍 Shop our “Blinged out barb” Set! Click the link in our bio 🛍 #barbz pink crocs pic.twitter.com/QoJYOPTe6N
— JIBBITZ plug 🔌 (@jusjibit) June 1, 2021
We ♥️ Crocs! Check out our Croc charms to add some flavor to yours!⬇️https://t.co/JRhCOvUhCX pic.twitter.com/GcseW2WFcl
— shoecharmed (@shoecharmed) September 30, 2021
So, you can add charms to your shoes…but wait, there is something new for that person who likes putting “truck nuts” on the back of their SUV, Crossover or Truck…
We now have CROC-NUTS!!!
Sean (age 10): “First we have truck nuts, now we have croc nuts…what is this world coming to?” pic.twitter.com/q1sE1XMFdt
— Dr. Melissa Bird (@birdgirl1001) June 5, 2021
Even Glow-in-the-Dark
Glow-in-the-Dark Croc Nuts > Truck Nuts pic.twitter.com/sIFU3iIcWB
— Cass Anderson (@casspa) April 21, 2021
You can how bling out your Crocs with balls, just as if you can with your vehicle.
(Honestly, if you are driving an EV, this probably would be a good idea to have on your Crocs, because you are a pussy and need a set…not to mention, you wouldn’t have a place to put them.)
Not truck nuts for crocs … pic.twitter.com/E6iHuYCq8r
— michael vincent (@mvddm) June 1, 2022
(Ok…let me correct that, not even Croc with balls can’t make EV owners not look like a pussies)
No matter how you slice it, this shit is funny and could make for quite the conversation piece over a beer.
Hurry up…you gotta get these now before they get cancelled.