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I’ll Take a Meth Dog with a Side of Meth Cheetos

Jun 6, 2023 | 8:19 AM

Meth isn’t anything to joke about, if you know someone who has struggled with it, but Family Guy has done a great job of helping us laugh at it…

…which is about all you can do sometimes.

As we have heard in the news A LOT recently, drugs are being smuggled in a variety of ways. But this past 7 days has brought us some VERY interesting (yet scary) ways to transport meth. The latest 3 are also the most unique”

A shipment of kale contained over 5,000 lbs of meth.

(sorry, but kale sucks. Meth would probably improve the taste…just sayin’)

But now we have a Sonic Coney with cheese and chili that was filled with meth in Espanola, MN.

As you can see, the chef who creatively stuffed the dog with meth was arrested. You and I both know, he had NO idea how that happened, as well as, the classic “it wasn’t mine”. The woman who ordered her dog didn’t bite into the baggie, luckily.

Now, just last week, there was the “click it or ticket” campaign during the Memorial Day weekend around Lincoln. Seems as though that wasn’t the only place it was happening. Picayune, MA was doing the same thing…and lo-and-behold, guess what? This moron wasn’t wearing his seatbelt. You and I both know when the police pull you over, they look inside your car. So, when you have a bag of Cheetos with white bags, something is up.

Kind of give the extra kick that Flaming Hot Cheetos have.