OK, to be totally transparent, I am settling on this story because the “powers that be” said my original topic was a little too “saucy” or as we like to say “Not Safe For Work” (aka NSFW). I thought it was appropriate because it was for Advent. You know that time of year when you have a 24 day countdown to the day that the big man shows up in the middle of night to drop off his gift…or gift, depending on how good…or BAD you have been.
But NOOOO…we can’t put link to Advent Calendars that show boobs and cooters. So, I decided to tame it down a bit with a lady who has always had some sex appeal…and let me tell ya, she still has it. I am talking about Lindsey Lohan.
Looks like Lindsey has been asked by Pepsi to be Nice and Naughty in their newest Pepsi commercial for Pilk.
Pilk is where you combine Pepsi and milk. While this not something new, Laverne from Laverne and Shirley (the 1970s show) loved her milk and Pepsi.
Fast forward to 2022 and it looks like Pepsi has FINALLY come to the realization that they need to get people a new reason to drink their sugary sweet canned toilet cleaner…just add milk?
While it sounds like a poor-man’s ice cream float, when you add in Lindsey Lohan in a teddy and a Santa hat, we have a new holiday favorite, like these:
Feeling nice…or naughty? @Pepsi, let’s make #PilkandCookies happen 🥤+🥛 +🍪 #PepsiPartner pic.twitter.com/1QMb1spgqm
— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) December 1, 2022
She even gives us ideas on how to please Santa…I think it is the Jolly Old Elf she wants to please.
Milk and cookies are so last year. Rumor has it Santa prefers Pilk…a dirty soda twist that you didn’t see coming @lindsaylohan 🙌 Join the naughty list when you follow @Pepsi & share a 📸 or 🎥 of your 🥤+🥛+🍪 with #PilkandCookies #Sweepstakes and you could win holiday cash pic.twitter.com/KrTNZJxNqW
— Pepsi (@pepsi) December 1, 2022
…I think Lindsey is on to something here.
Me: “Honey! I got your a nice gift that will pair well with Pilk and Cookies!”
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