You know what it’s like when you gotta shit when you are at work? Do you pinch one off in the office bathroom, go to a gas station nearby or head home to drop a deuce.
This time, it was a case of gotta drop the kids off at work.
Well, while the world waited with baited breath as to why D.K. Metcalf was being carted off the field with 10 minutes left in the Seahawks/Lions game, the only thing that the world was aware of was that D.K. didn’t have a visible injury, he didn’t look like he was sick…I mean, in this world of COVID, anything is possible, right?
Well, it is…come to find out that D.K. Metcalf had to take a shit, so he got a ride off the the field….cameras and all with no explanation. He must of have been prairie-doggin’ because he didn’t walk off the field. We all know, you can’t walk it off when you are crowning.
So, here is the drama, as it unfolded on TV:
D.K. Metcalf is being carted off the field right now. pic.twitter.com/eGxSnvQhSp
— FOX Sports: NFL (@NFLonFOX) October 2, 2022
Source: SB Nation