They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach and the way to a man’s boner is through PornHub. (I made up that last part…but it is true.)
With that said, Martha Stewart has to be the coolest woman alive. First off, she makes amazing food. As I have said many times before, Food=Love. Then you add in her friendship with Snoop Dogg and her time in prison, this a total badass. (It does make me wonder, does she roll her own blunt or will she shank you, if you piss her off.)
Now, I will say, for an 81 year old woman, Martha Stewart has held her age VERY well. I had to Google that before I wrote this. Up until now, I thought she was in her 60’s, but DAMN, 81!
As you will see below, Martha Stewart is (supposedly) naked under her apron. She sure looks like it. But she is getting me all kinds of excited because she is talking about Pumpkin Spice.
So this is where it gets weird, not just in general, but for me personally, as well. Like I said earlier, she makes amazing food, but I REALLY want to see what’s under the apron, for no other reason to see if she is the badass I think that she is.
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Now whether she turns you on or not, you gotta wonder…what IS under that apron?