Honestly, I don’t know why it has not ever occurred to me that this could possibly exist, but it does. The USA Mullet Championships. There’s a tour, and Kids and Teens Divisions, plus a Hall of Fame on their website. Yup. I, of course, found out about it when Twitter got involved. Twitter not only digs the mullets, but the competing kids names.
obsessed with the kids who made the finals of the USA Mullet Championships and their absolutely fucked up names pic.twitter.com/UQb936vXas
— michelle hanley (@piscesgurl69) August 16, 2022
Epic. There is a kid named Epic.
Who you got in the 2022 Kids Mullet Championship?https://t.co/bskCOtDpWu pic.twitter.com/4214Cr8rZU
— Laurent (@laurentmunier) August 18, 2022
Runner up for name? Catchyn. Is that pronounced Kitchen? Catch-in? I…don’t…
Enjoy the mullets friends. Make sure you check out the teen division too.