Come on, admit it, you pee in the shower. Not something that is too shocking. And lots of people pee in the pool…hence the reasons you have red/bloodshot eyes because of all the chlorine public pools dump in to get rid of your expulsion.
But…have you ever pooped in a pool?
If you ever saw Caddy Shack, you know how that went, when you were laughing you ass off at the hysteria over the kid yelling “doodie”
And Bill Murray taste testing it, only to find out it is a turd…
Well, a real Caddy Shack moment has happened in Portsmouth, NH. It happened sometime on the night before the pool opening on July 4th, when someone shit in a public pool…and the police are looking for the pool pooper.
The pool was expecting to have 400-500 people that day, that ended up having to make other plans, as the pool had to be closed, drained and cleaned. What sucks worse, their July 4th weather was perfect for swimming…mid to upper 80s.
This asshole is now being sought for vandalism and trespassing, which is the best crimes they could come up with. Personally, I would charge him with illegal dumping.