OK, I have a friend and his name is Peter Longacre. According to him that is a lot to live up to and he could have been the only porn star to use his real name…ya think? Then there are famous people with names like Dick Butkus, Dick Trickle, Thomas Crapper, Ima Hogg and Harry Baalz that make us all giggle. It has to make you wonder, what were your parents thinking?
Then there are cities we drive by and think to ourselves, “Hmmm, I wonder how they got THAT name”.
Well, if you were driving through Arkansas, you might say that when you see exit signs for Bald Knob. As you giggle, the idea that someone named their city after a “bald eagle” (yes, I am talking about your erection). Now, you may think that is an odd name, but Arkansas isn’t the only state with that name, Kentucky and West Virginia, also share that name.
So, we have established that there are covert names for your junk. But wait, there are less covert city names, all that contains the word “Dick”, like:
- Little Dick Lake, MN
- Fort Dick, CA
- Dickshooter, ID
- Dick, MI
- Dickens, TX (not so funny, I know, but it DOES have the word “dick”)
- Dickeyville, WI
But the list goes on and on with some amazing city names, that sound dirty, but really aren’t? (According to their city websites)
Alaska has one of my favorites: Clam Gulch
Arkansas, aside from Bald Knob, they have some of the best city names like, Blue Ball and Weiner
California has some famous city names, many start with Santa, San and end with -ville, but they also have places like: Clam Beach, Hooker, Bush, Ragtown, Shafter and Woody (as you may surmise California is more equal opportunity with their names
Delaware has Blue Ball and Swallow Hill
Georgia has Butts. It has to make you wonder what are the citizens called “Butters” or “Assholes”?
Indiana has the classic, Effingham, along with Floyds Knob (as opposed to Floyd’s Knob)
Kentucky really knows how to encourage people to visit with city names like: Beaver Dam, Bigbone, Broad Bottom, Knob Lick, Morehead (as opposed to Moorehead), Mud Lick and my FAVORITE on the list SUGAR TIT!!!
Let’s just cut to the chase where Nebraska comes in. We have a lot to be proud of, including the names we have given some of our cities…some of which sound a bit naughty, like:
- Beaver City
- Colon
- Dix
- Ough (think oh, as in oh-face)
- Lodgepole
- Purple Cane
We could go over even more cities like Sugar Bunker, NV; Ausable Canyon, NY; Aho, NC; Black Pipe, SD; Ding-Dong, TX; Organ Cave, WV; Clam Falls or Spread Eagle, WI.
The list is too much for me to writes, so I will let estately.com do that for me. Check it out here: Estately.com