For decades, the Loch Ness Monster has been the center of mystery. All of the photos we have been grainy and of out of focus. It always seems that the monster, itself has been seen at night, or at least the photos are in black and white. All of these reasons has lead to the mystery…and a LOT of doubt.
Investigative reports in magazines, newspapers and TV have all gone to great lengths to figure out what this mystery is. Why it is always so elusive. And of course…what the fuck is it?
FINALLY, we have definitive proof of what has been vexing the world. One man, Professor Michael Sweet, who is an award winning Professor of Molecular Biology studied a series of photos and compared them to other photos in his archives, only to find that the Loch Ness Monster is nothing more than a whale penis that was breaching the water.
Back in day, travellers/explorers would draw what they saw. This is where many sea monster stories come from ie. tentacled and alienesque appendages emerging from the water – giving belief to something more sinister lurking beneath….however, many cases it was just whale dicks. pic.twitter.com/6ZH1nJZvB1
— Prof. Michael Sweet (@DiseaseMatters) April 8, 2022
Think about it, whales have been taking dick pics before they became a thing.