Not to make light of the situation in the Ukraine, because this shit is serious…like really serious. However, I have to give it to the Ukrainians, they love my second favorite word and making it a weapon of war.
“Fuck”
How do I know this? The news is reporting it.
For example, when a Russian ship was entering Ukrainian waters, their military had some choice words for the Russian ship. As in “Go Fuck Yourself”.
Now this isn’t the only instance of the Ukrainians tell the Russians to fuck off, the country is removing their street signs to make it harder for the Russian troops to maneuver around town, which is hilarious in itself, because the Russians have poor navigation abilities.
But it isn’t that they are just removing the street signs, they are replacing them with new signs, like.
…which is translated as:
- “Go Fuck Yourself”
- “Go Fuck Yourself, Again”
- “Fuck Yourself Back To Russia”
As if that wasn’t enough, Anonymous has gotten involved and has started trolling the Russian leader Vladimir Putin by renaming his $70 billion yacht’s maritime name from “Graceful” to “FCKPTN”, directed it to crash into Snake Island (off the coast of Ukraine) and reset it’s coordinated it to sail to hell.
RUSSIAN SUPERYACHT: GO FUCK YOURSELF! #Anonymous #OpRussia #StandWithUkraine pic.twitter.com/wsNlrzjHMm
— Anonleaks📡 (@Theanonleaks) February 27, 2022
Then there is the one Tweet that has pissed of Putin (considering that he doesn’t approve of the LGBTQ+ community).
@Russia @Ukraine “invade us if you’re gay” #Russia #Ukraine #WW3 #UkraineConflict pic.twitter.com/zxqNAL1vEX
— Valkyron (@Valkyron_) February 21, 2022
Even old ladies on the “fuck” trip.
Redditor translation:
Full Translation: WOMAN: Who are you? // SOLDIER: We have exercises here. Please go this way. // WOMAN: What kind of exercises? Are you Russian? // SOLDIER: Yes. // WOMAN: So what the fuck are you doing here? // SOLDIER: Right now, our discussion will lead to nothing. // WOMAN: You’re occupants, you’re fascists! What the fuck are you doing on our land with all these guns? Take these seeds and put them in your pockets, so at least sunflowers [Ukranian national flower] will grow when you all lie down here. // SOLDIER: Right now, our discussion will lead nowhere. Let’s not escalate this situation. Please. // WOMAN: What situation? Guys, guys. Put the sunflower seeds in your pockets, please. You will lie down here with the seeds. You came to my land. Do you understand? You are occupiers. You are enemies. // SOLDIER: Yes. // WOMAN: And from this moment, you are cursed. I’m teling you. // SOLDIER: Now listen to me // WOMAN: I’ve heard you. // SOLDIER: Let’s not escalate the situation. Please go this way. // WOMAN: HOw can it be further escalated? You fucking came here uninvited. Pieces of shit.
While there is fighting and, sadly, wounded and death, you got to admit, a war plan like this has got to be confusing as hell to Putin and makes of mockery of him.
Keep in mind, Voldomyr Zelinsky is a former comedian, but has become a beacon of power, as a leader, around the world and is in the trenches with the people of his country (keep in mind, the world press made fun of him when he ran for office)…and it sounds Ukrainians really like him and are taking a page out of his book.
Here, I’ll join in…Putin, Go Fuck Yourself.