Sorry, but your car is a pile of shit on wheels.
Sure, it looks new and smells clean (clean car is my favorite scent), but sorry to say, your car is filled with the one thing that can give you food poisoning. That means you could have the lingering effects of stomach aches, diarrhea, vomiting and a laundry list of other illness side effects.
Yep, we are talking about E. Coli. Your car has it and you have been driving around in it for how long now?
Someone decided to make themselves sick by learning this. Why? Because students at Astin University in Birmingham England have nothing better to learn with those government grants.
I think we can all be glad we did.
From what we have learned, your toilet seat has less germs than you car.
Yep, here is where your car is the nastiest (according to Astin University):
- Trunk
- Driver’s Seat
- Shifter/Gear Stick
- Backseat
- Dashboard
- Steering Wheel
Now, let’s think about this, #1 is the trunk. Welcome to cross-contamination.
This is where you put your groceries. You would think this should be safe. But how many of us actually clean out the trunk after shopping for meats and fish.
NO ONE, that’s who. So now you are bringing home fresh pork with old fish…yummm
#2, the Driver’s Seat. Yes, this is where you put your ass. You fart here. You realize you have mud butt, SWAS, you name it. It’s like farting in a pillow…and you wonder why you have pink eye.
I will let your mind wander as to why the remaining 4 are listed.
At the end of the day, your beautiful new car is a toilet on wheels…congratulations, you are disgusting…and I’m never eating at your house now.
Source: Astin University