Yep, it’s time to put your mind in the gutter.
Meet Al Gliniecki.
Al has got to be the one guy in this life that we all wish we could be. He is in the Guiness Book of World Records.
Don’t believe me? See if for yourself: Most Cherry Stems Tied In One Minute
While that is cool, it is what he is in the book for…having the fastest tongue in the world.
But wait, it gets better…
What he does he do?
He can tie the more cherry stems in a minute than any man alive.
WTF? To you and me, it is a labor. While some of us can do it, it takes some time and a long stem (I know, I know, that’s what they all say).
So it looks like Al has the ability to find the G-Spot in record time.
Superman be damned.
It is so impressive, it is no wonder that he and his wife were profiled in TheTakeOut.
Something tells me his wife has to be the happiest woman in the world…this is the kind of guy a woman would want to hold onto, right?