First of all, let me lose my shit about how National Taco Day is today. This is something that should have NEVER happened. While Tacos are to be enjoyed on every day, they are raise up as a staple of every great society on Tuesday. You CANNOT celebrate Tacos on Monday, but some asshat decided that National Taco Day is today….Monday…smh.
Regardless, we must celebrate it twice in a week, which isn’t all that bad.
THEN we learn that today is National Cinnamon Roll Day and Vodka Day. That can’t be all that bad, but considering what kinds of foods we are mixing, I would have suggested to make them all on separate days.
At the end of the day, something tells me that after a day like this, we are all going to need at least one package of wet wipes.