I think we can all agree after seeing photos and video of billionaire Jeff Bezo’s short space flight on Tuesday that his rocket was quite, um, phallic in nature. I was pretty sure Beavis and Butthead were the designers behind the rocket, but I digress. So it should really be no surprise that an adult entertainment company is going to make money off the whole thing by making rocket shaped dildos. Oh, but they’re not just making them based on Jeff Bezo’s flight. They’re also creating one for Richard Branson (who made a space flight last week) and a dildo based off of Elon Musk’s company Space X! My favorite part of the whole thing is the company making the products is calling the product line the “Billionaire Flesh Rocket Series.” I might have cried a little laughing so hard! Elon Musk even responded to tweets with the announcement about the series of dildos as he apparently had been trolling Jeff Bezo’s space flight all day. Yup, we’ve turned science into an episode of Beavis and Butthead…
Important update on New Shepard’s thrust capability. pic.twitter.com/q8Tdo20JqH
— Eric Berger (@SciGuySpace) July 21, 2021
Source: AV Club
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