Even in Florida, the stories we get from this state of weirdness even surprises me.
Eric Detiege was one someone’s yard and was found by the homeowner “shaking hands with the man“. Sure, the police were called and it looks like Eric had escalated the situation. While he was laying on the ground, member in hand, “tapping into his potential”. They also found him with a pickle in the other hand “poking the starfish“.
Eric was arrested for indecent exposure. Amazingly, in the state of Florida, will only cost him $150 in restitution.
Source: Smoking Gun