Someone has been watching old episodes of Dave Chappell Show recently. That would be our 50-year-old numb nut in Florida, Paul Kijek.
Paul was at a bar in Jacksonville. The bar was responsible in ways that Paul was not. They called him a cab at 4am, because our friend was too drunk to drive.
You would think this is would be the way for the po-po to not stop him. But no…Paul started yelling out the window of the cab, punched the driver from the backseat, then jumped out of the car, in the middle of the street yelling, in his best Dave Chappelle, “I’m Rick James, Bitch”!
Yes, Paul was arrested for battery…and now he has to live with the shame of knowing that he did a really bad Dave Chappelle impression.
Source New York Daily News