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Dumbass Of The Day: Sweet Smelling Shrubbery?

By News Sep 23, 2020 | 7:13 AM

Two things in lives that are guarantees,  nature and exercise are good for you.

In both cases you always need to be a good steward of nature and be considerate of your neighbors.

But do those rules apply when you’re high on meth?

James Albert just happened to be smoking meth about 30 minutes before the police arrived where they found him doing jumping jacks while shirtless shirtless, then closing his eyes and sniffing his neighbors shrubs.

It seems as though he was being given directions by a 6′ rabbit named Skippy who is riding a primer colored bicycle. (Primer is a color?)